White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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