People with herpes should wear stickers.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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