what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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