Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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