He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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