i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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