Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
