i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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