Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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