she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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