its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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