boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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