smell my finger.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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