His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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