Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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