Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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