So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't deserve a penis
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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