do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
