apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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