maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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