margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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