I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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