Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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