I cannot find my penis.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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