Where is the hickey?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
