ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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