walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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