well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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