yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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