No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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