I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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