He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
