Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
