if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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