Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I want to fling myself into the sun
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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