had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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