Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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