so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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