gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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