That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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