I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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