the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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