but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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