The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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