Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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