I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
