sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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