when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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