So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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