I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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