U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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